February 2008. Hello
Aunty Sue, I am not good at texting and my Mam is worse, thank you
for coming to see me today, I had a great time, talk to you later
are very welcome, I enjoyed it too. Xx Aunty Sue
again Aunty Sue, I have just woken up, got a pigs ear.
Hello Aunty Sue, Hope you are all ok, went out a couple of times yesterday,
not so much fun, I really hate wind; it makes my ears flap like Dumbo’s.
Had a great time this afternoon though, helped a friend of my mams
fix the shed. I think he appreciated it, it has quite tired me out,
it’s hard work sometimes being a dog. Take care xx Max
Hello Aunty Sue, My Mams just been talking to a friend up the road,
he has two dogs like me, one is a lady dog, he says to come around
and play, we have met before, what do you think?
Dear Max I think it is a great idea, have fun. xx Aunty Sue
February 2008. Hello Aunty Sue, Hope you are ok. I have just come
back from a walk on the Crags and saw this huge black creature in
the allotment, he came over, bit scary but I had to investigate, my
Mam says it’s a horse, mmm we touched noses, he seems ok, might
take him an apple next time, my Mam says they like them, funny animals.
Talk to you again, love Max xx
March 2008. Hello Aunty Sue, Hope you are all ok. I have had a great
time today, hate the wind but love this weather, lots of muddy pools,
fantastic. Talk to you later xx
March 2008. Hello Aunty Sue, Hope you are all ok. Just going to get
my head down now, had a nice walk, love this weather, lots of lovely
muddy pools, yawn, tata for now, leave my Mam to clean the floor again.
March 2008. Hello Aunty Sue its me again. My Mam wants to get me a
marrow bone but shes told not to. It is not good for me. What do you
March 2008. Good afternoon Aunty Sue. How are you? I know you are
still sad. My Mam said you will always be sad because you loved Ladyand
you love other animals aswell. My Mam does, I think she even loves
me even though I am a bit naughty at times. I feel sad myself because
there are so many animals with no one to love them when they are gone.
Lots more to tell you later. My Mam has let some man in the house
from the green party and she wouldnt let him out until he had played
the piano. I am available for bookings. Thinking of you. Love from
April 2008. Hello Aunty Sue it's me again. I hope you are coping.
You know when I said my Mam loves me even if I am a bit naughty at
time? Mmmmmm. She had to go to Mexborough this morning to get bootsies
food. She shoots me in the kitchen so I don't bother Boots but I was
a bit bored and ripped off some upholstery on the chaise. She did
not shout at me but I think she was sad. It was her nannans. My mam
tries very hard but I cannot stop tearing things up. She calls me
Max the ripper. I think I might get round her. Who can resist me?
Talk to you again.X
April 2008. Hello Aunty Sue, It's me again. How are you all? I have
had a great time these last two days with the snow. Never told you
I have seen the horse many times on my walks. My Mam gives it some
of my treats, not happy about that. It's my Mams Birthday today, she
says she is 21 I don't believe her, I think she is just a baby like
me. Anyway I have to text people to thank them for the pressies, I
can't wait to get my teeth into them. x
Max, wish your Mam a Happy Birthday. x A. Sue
May 2008. Good afternoon. My Mam couldnt text you cos she had no credit.
Der. Just come back from a nice walk well my Mam said it was nice.
She kept looking at me to make sure she had the right dog. She faffed
about for ages with my collar. Honestly Auntie Sue I could have read
War & Peace. Love to Cleo and Milly and you xx
May 2008. Tut its about time my Mam got in touch. Do you know Aunty
Sue my Mam blames me for everything. If she doesn't want to pay the
bills she says the dog ate them. I am very very handsome. I had to
say that. I can't say I have got my best side because they are all
great. I will let you have a photo. Do you know any nice dogs I can
talk to? How about yours? My Mams hidden the cat. Ps. I do charge
alot for my autograph.
May 2008. Good afternoon Aunty Sue. Sorry its been so long. You won't
get wet now taking the dogs out (We always seemed to get caught in
rain storms when training) its a bit hot for me but it does not stop
me harassing my Mam. Well i am good at that. I think she was a bit
mad at me yesterday. I chewed her electric toothbrush.....
May 2008. Hello Aunty Sue,Sorry its been so long. I said that last
time but I sent text before I'd finished. Its my big feet. Hope you
are all ok. I saw another strange animal today, it came out in front
of me, stopped, looked at me and strolled on. Cheek! My Mam said it
was a cat like Bootsie. I think not.I am not liking dogs too much
these days. I want to get at em. My Mam says if I don't stop she will
take me to the vets and have my whiskers cut off. Talk to you again.
Love from Max x
June 2008. Thank you for coming to see me Aunty Sue. Went out for
a walk just after you left. Had a bit of trouble getting my head through
the door. Think I behaved myself. Had a little sleep to get ready
for later. x p.s Remember I am not just extremely handsome, I can
sing too. Form a queue please ladies. x
June 2008. Hello Aunty Sue, My Mams just passed me the phone. I had
to wait until she had a fag and some oxygen. Been for a play with
a friend of my Mams dog Kia. Shes a bitch, but I like her anyway.
Kia that is. Can't wait to see you. x
June 2008. I was in the doghouse last week Aunty Sue. I was playing
with my Mam and I hit her in the face and knocked her front crown
out. She said it was her fault but now she makes me watch the Dog
Whisperer with her. Tut! love Max.x
at about 5 months old, isn't he handsome? How could anyone abandon